June 2013
May 2013
April 2013
“can u not” has been my mental response to almost everything that happens these days
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
March 2013
- everyone: you cant eat all of that
- me: watch me
